| And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. |
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| hallo. this is jackie. i mean kristen. blah blah blah. i'm eating peppermint bark. yay. we had a fun friday. oops im eating MEAT because im jackie. and jackie eats babies. i mean, i eat... yeah. friday. fun. JACKIE HAS A JIMMYYYYYY. yay. mmk so went to mall to meet jimmy n danny then discovered danny had been, uh..kidnapped. so then alls called me and she yelled at me. and called me a liar. i cried. i mean. kristen cried. so then me (jackie) and kristen (my bitch) went to twig's house with her boyfriendy nate and they are wonderful. and things. and have a talking parrot!! hmm. and kristen and jackie are taking a bubble bath. lalala. music. without jimmy and danny. because jimmy is a dirty pirate man and danny is being kidnapped. as we speak. i mean i speak. and i'm jackie. fwang! |
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